Thanksgiving at the Timberlake's
SS by Wadsworth
*This is a comedy about Britney and Justin who are married now, and having there first Thanksgiving at there new home. But this dysfunical family is going to drive them nuts. Can Justin and Britney be sane at the end of this Thanksgiving?
(yeah I know, no where near the holiday, but still! J)
Justin woke up on a sunny Thursday to a smell of Pumpkin Pie, some Cranberry sauce and some chicken. He immediately got up, put on a white T-Shirt and some boxers and went downstairs to smell more of the good stuff. Britney, as usual, was downstairs fussing around with the food, Running around everywhere, fixing 3 types of food at one time, Justin just stand there by the door way and watched his beautiful wife. They just got married in the Summer, and they bought a brand new house. They were expecting a child, a daughter in 4 more months. Justin then decided to stop daydreaming and help his wife.
“Hey Honey.” Justin yawned, pretending like he just woke up, giving his wife a big kiss on the lips, then proceeding to kiss her on the neck. “Good morning to you too Tiger.” Britney giggled. She started to squirm so Justin stopped kissing her, and he went to the fridge to get some milk, and found absolutely nothing.
“Brit! Where’s the milk?” Justin moaned, knowing very well the answer. “We have none, Is it okay if you can go to Path Mart and buy some milk, eggs, and some more Cranberry sauce, oh yeah, some Yams and some potatoes, and some more chicken Breasts, wait, um….Hold on a second.” She kept on rumbling on, while her stew was burning. “Oh My GOD! Justin! Do you smell something burning?” she asked putting her nose up in the air. Justin then looked at the stove, and sure enough, Brit’s pan holder was on fire.
“Brit! Your pan holder! It’s on Fire!” he yelled. He ran and got some salt and a cup of water and tried to put it out. Britney was screaming her head off. Finally, Justin got to put out the fire.
“Brit baby, you need to watch what your doing.” He laughed. “Or else by time I come back, the house will be on fire just like how Left Eye did.” Justin laughed at his own joke. Britney just stuck her tongue out at him.
“Oh hurry up and go, before I kick your bum.” She laughed. Justin went upstairs to put on some clothes. When he came back, he was all ready to go, got his keys and gave her more kisses. “Anything else dear?” he asked her. “Uh, did you make sure to talk to your mother and my mother on coming today?” she asked, while stirring the stew. “Yeah baby, I’m going.” He got his coat on and was about to leave when he forgot to tell his wife something, something that would make her crazy.
“Um, and Brit, my grandma is coming over with her friend, gotta go.” He said very speedy like and was about to leave when Brit screamed. “WHAT DID YOU SAY JUSTIN RANDALL TIMBERLAKE?” she yelled in complete furry. “My grandma is coming over with her friends for the weekend, that’s it, time to go.” He whispered, trying to get out of this situation but Brit grabbed him by the collar of his coat.
“Justin, please do not tell me that that witch is coming to MY house on this PERFECT Thanksgiving.” She said waving her hands all around the air. Justin was silent. “Oh My Gosh! She is Justin isn’t she! She totally ruined the last one. She is a witch. And she HATES me Justin, She Hates Me!” she yelled. Britney was huffing and puffing her chest.
“Britney, you need to calm down, this isn’t good for the baby.” He said trying to touch her stomach but she slapped his hand away.
“Don’t you dare tell me what stress I can and cannot get Justin!” she snapped at him. “If you wanted to do some good, that old dirty scum lady is not coming to my house at all! And I mean it!”
3 hours later..
‘I can’t believe she’s here’ she thought when the door opened to Justin’s Grandma and her two old friends. “Hey Grandma!” Justin said cheerfully with his face in a big smile. He hugged his grandmother very tight and shaked the other elderly women’s hands. “Welcome Grandma to the-“ Justin tried to talk but his grandmother cut in.
“Sorry baby but I have no time, got to cook. Show me to the kitchen.” She said looking around and studying the place. Justin just laughed. “Um..I promised Brit that she would cook this year.” He laughed. “Please tell me you are kidding son.” His Grandma said.
Justin stopped laughing. “But Grandma, you need a break, so that’s why we decided to let Britney cook this Thanksgiving.” He said, putting an arm on his grandmother’s shoulders.
“HaHa! If you want this place to burn down and we’ll all die of food contamination! Ya’ll better show me to that kitchen or else I’m going to leave!” she said. She started looking around and she went to the kitchen, followed by her two friends, Justin and Justin’s mother, Lynn.
“Okay move darling, time for the professionals to cook, we don’t need no amateurs.” Grandma said, and bumped Britney out of the way. Britney wasn’t having it. “Well hello Miss Grandma, nice to meet you.” Britney said sarcastically, putting a fake smile on her face.
“Sorry, got no time, we gotta start cooking.” She said. “What should we do with all the food she already cooked?” one of the elderly woman asked her.
“Just scrap it, we don’t want any food contamination, now do we.” Grandma said, then she started looking around the cupboards. She looked at Justin, who was trying to hold Britney back from attacking the ladies, Britney who was very pink, and Lynn who was lost for words. “Sorry but you three must get out while the cooks are cooking.” One of the elderly said, hushing them out the kitchen.
~~~Outside~~~