Let's Talk About Sex Britney: Mamma what did you want to talk to me about Lyn: Sex, I wanted to talk to you about sex Britney:(Who by this time is laughing uncontrolably) What about it mamma? Lyn: Okay Britney.....sex is VERY...ummmmm....interesting.....well....ummm...you do it...ummmmm.......just......DO NOT DO IT....well......JUSTIN IS an exception... Britney: So your saying I can have sex with Justin right?Is that what your saying? Lyn: ummm, well , you see Brit you wait until you are in love with someone to have sex Britney:well mamm i am in love with justin Lyn: That's not what I meant Britney"But you said if I was in love and I am. (she said pouting) Lyn: but, ummm, well, i see,umm, well. Ah hell  Brit  just don't do it Britney: But mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaammmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lyn:Britney Jean Spears do you hear me, I said don't do it, you'll regreat it Britney:Whatever!! Lyn:I mean it don't you dare go out and start having sex, Britney: But mamma you said that when you love someone. Lyn: Britney don't be difficult. Britney: I'm not, it's just that its too late. Lyn:What? Britney:Momma.....w-we had s-sex already.......5 times....... Lyn: BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM! Britney: Bu- Lyn: NOW!!!!!!!! (Lyn forgot that Justin was in Britney's room) Britney: Okay Justin:What happened baby? Brintey: Nothing much Justin: Something happened you look upset Britney: Momma just told me having sex was bad Justin :Not with us baby (he says as he proceeds to kiss her neck and unbutton her blouse) Britney : No J when Im with you nothings bad YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Dum da dum dum dum da dum dum dum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then they start kissing and then "Baby Baby we can do all that we want..."(you get the picture) then BAM! Her mom walks in! ..... Lyn: Britney what did I tell you Britney: Uh oh Lyn: JUSTIN RANDALL TIMBERLAKE GET THE HELL OFF MY DAUGHTER! Justin: She maybe your daughter but she's also my wife Lyn: WHAT?!?!?!? (she says just before she faints) Just then Jamie Lynn walks in Jamie Lynn: O....My....GOD..... Jamie Lynn: MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!! (then it all clicks) Jamie Lynn: I knew it , I knew it . You two were doing it all along. Britney: Oh just shut up Jamie Lynn: Britney and Justin are playin bicycle!!!!!! Britney and Justin together :SHUT UP Cut to 9 months later Lyn is sitting in a rocking chair with a little pink bundle in her arms. Lyn: I guess we had our talk a litte too late ha? Britney: I guess so Main Page ~ Back to Short Stories Index