The Best
Man
SS by Ing
"Before I begin Laura Lynne , I'd like to thank you for getting Britney to the church on time. Justin was a nervous wreck all morning." Joey said
"The Best mans Job" he said
"Can I start by saying if there's anyone here whose feeling a little
nervous and apprehensive, it's actually because you've just married Justin
Timberlake.
When I agreed to be Justin's best man, I was touched and honored
that he
wanted me for such an important job on such an special occasion. I also
believe that, deep down, he knew the other 10 people he asked would say
no."
"Old Girlfriends, I get the good part" JC said smiling at the couple.
"Actually I was hoping to see some of Justin's ex-girlfriends
here today, but
Britney informed me , most of them had either been shot or incinerated. No but
seriously folks. Brit is a one in a million. How many women do you think would
actually be friends with the guys ex's . Well Mrs. . Timberlake is."
"That's because she knows she's got me" Justin said as he kissed her lightly on the lips.
"Can we finish please" Chris said "Now being Asked"
Justin's approach to asking to be his best man was quite unique.
We'd been
sitting around the studio, trying to do something but it just wouldn't work.
When Justin blurted out ", I'm getting married in November,
and I suppose I've
got to ruin someone's day, so it might as well be yours" - which I thought
was very touching! But still we didn't know who he was talking to. Until he
informed us on what he planned on doing.
"Similarities and Differences, now here is where it gets interesting" Lance said
"Now, during my research for this speech I read an article that said an
interesting exercise to carry out is to examine a couples similarities and
differences. So that's what I did??"
"No you didn't" Britney said
"Yes. I did" he replied back getting a laugh from everyone.
"First the similarities: which are many"
We have of course basketball. Now anyone knows that Britney is a
fan, so is Justin. They are season ticket holders . And all that good
stuff, only problem is. They hardly ever make a game..
Another common theme can be found at the bottom of a beer glass. I think we
can safely assume that both Justin and Brit enjoy the odd drink
now and
then.
.
On one of their first dates Nick took Alison to a trendy Italian restaurant. And yes Justin I remember" he said looking over at his friend who often times forgot that first date. "I wasn't the one who was a nervous wreck" he said and everyone laughed except for Justin .
"That's ok honey," Britney smiled at him "I was nervous too" she said which got a smile out of him
"Interrupted again" Chris said "See those two are bad at that"
"You just did it" Lance shot back "Now can I please finish
"Go on, "
" Now we have the music and the dancing. Some say without these similarities they would not have met all those years ago on the MMC. I say they are wrong. Some people are destined to be together and that's just what you see before you today. Two people who were destined to be together.
Their families are another similarity. To them that is one of their main focuses in life. You know it used to be for Justin, music, family and then a personal life. After Britney came into his life things changed, which a lot of us didn't understand for awhile but then it became family, Brit, music. But in the last year or so its changed again now its where I think it will stay its Brit, family, and music. And the same could be said for Brit." He said as he smiled over at the couple.
"So, those are the similarities, but what about the differences?"
"As with any man and wife, there's always the dreaded shopping. No now that I think about it, this should go in the similarities list. They both love to shop.'.
One difference is their choice of eating establishment.
Britney would pick one of the top- restaurants - , where Justin would be
happy going to the new b-b-q joint that just opened up. Bit to them both nothing
beats just staying at home. Just the two of them no outside world to think
about."
"U,, guys, I know you had this all planned out and everything but there are a few telegrams her that need to be read," Bryan said interrupting things
"Telegrams" Britney asked
"Yeah sis now quite" he teased. "from those who could bare to actually speak these words today or couldn't make it." he said as he proceeded to read.
Dear Justin - Even though I'm still heartbroken, I wish you well on your
special day. Now we'll never know how good we could have been together.
All my love - Tonya
Dearest Britney- You were the one reason I stayed at this Mickey Mouse
club, and now that reason has gone as well. Goodbye forever cruel world.
Hugs and kisses - Matt
Dear Justin- you're looks and style have always been, and will always be, an
inspiration and example to me. Have a wonderful day.
All the best - O-Town
"Ya'll are retarded" Britney said as she laughed along with everyone else
"Yeah but we love you guys" Trace said as he stood up next "
All that's left for me to do is to wish Justin and Britney
all the very best
for their future. You make a wonderful couple, and I know that everyone
here today wishes you a long and happy life together.
Justin, I think you've done extremely well in marrying Britney. In her you've
got someone with charm, wit, intelligence, talent and beauty. And Brit?..
well
you've got a man Justin.
"So can I ask you to raise your glasses to toast the Bride and Groom." It's
still the same old story,
A fight for love and glory,
A case of do or die!
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by."
"And you have already shown that no matter how much time goes by
you long only gets stronger. To Justin and Brit, Here's to the new husband And
here's to the new wife May they remain lovers For all of life. May your
joys be as deep as the ocean. And May we all live to be present at their Golden
Wedding.
May your love be as endless as your wedding rings. We love you guys" he
said
"You guys are the best" Britney said as she got up and hugged everyone of them as tears flowed now from her eyes.
"NO tears today" JC said as he wiped her eyes
"They are all good ones" she said and smiled
"She's right guys, you were all perfect best men. "Justin said as
smiled down at Britney "to go along with my perfect bride"